Alright, I’ll admit it — when I first heard the words Polish beer, I was standing in the beer aisle at the grocery store trying to remember whether I was...
How to Defrost Hot Dogs (Without Your Kids Thinking You’re a Complete Disaster)
Hey there, fellow parents! Let me tell you about the time I nearly turned a simple Saturday cookout into a family legend of epic proportions. Picture this:...
How to Reheat Chick-fil-A Sandwich: A Dad’s Step-by-Step Guide
Look, I'll be honest with you – I used to be the guy who'd just pop a leftover sandwich in the microwave for 30 seconds and call it good. Then my 8-year-old...
Craft Beer vs Regular Beer: A Dad’s Guide to the Ultimate Showdown
Let me tell you, walking into a bar these days feels like trying to help my 8-year-old with Common Core math—everything I thought I knew suddenly seems more...
Is Heineken Beer Gluten-Free? A Dad’s Guide to Not Poisoning Your Gut
A Step-by-Step Journey Through the Gluten Minefield (Because Nobody Has Time for Stomach Rebellion)Look, I'll be honest with you. When my wife started asking...